I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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