She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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