We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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