How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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