you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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