Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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