i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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