I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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