singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just want to make out with him forever
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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