Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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