Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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