You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
