Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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