He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
