Porn is love you can see.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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