After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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