Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Randomize
