turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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