White coat. Heels.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
