I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
