No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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