Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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