i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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