I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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