Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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