haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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