You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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