You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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