did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
