the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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