S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
try to milk me bitch
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