playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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