Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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