spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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