Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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