When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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