So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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