i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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