So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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