Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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