I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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