But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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