I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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