Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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