we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i may or may not be watching the land before time
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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