Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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