Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
All the doctor said was why
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
