Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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