but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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