she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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