doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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