Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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