i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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