four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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