the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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