So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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